I got a haircut over the weekend, when it occurred to me that it had been more than two years since the last one. Styles always look so good when the hairdresser does them for you.
Then you shower and end up with this:
“There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead;
When she was good, she was very, very good,
But when she was bad she was horrid!”
So, thanks for that, haircut.