Apparently I am anathema to all technology. The machines might already be coming for me, even now.
This blog shall have to serve as my note.
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Apparently I am anathema to all technology. The machines might already be coming for me, even now.
This blog shall have to serve as my note.
Autistic Wordpainter 
Did your smartphone beat you up?
A couple of weeks ago the Xbox 360 spontaneously ate itself. The PS3 has taken a vow against playing DVDs or PS2 games.
Now, I’ve got a (brand new) tablet with a malfunctioning screen that won’t interface properly with its docking keyboard, a laptop keyboard with broken and/or glitchy keys, and a USB keyboard I can’t connect to my laptop because both USB ports on my laptop decided to take the long sleep.
Writing this week is going to be *awesome*. I think this may be the moment to make sacrificial offerings to my iPod to ensure its continued functionality.
Oh, and. As though we hadn’t already entered a perfect storm of cascade failure, the cordless phone died on me while I was making the call to technical support for the tablet.
Are you poorly grounded?
No. We’ve always taken extra precautions against that because, I don’t even know man, but I seem to have a history of emitting harmful electromagnetic energy or something. I always cause electronics to malfunction, through normal use and handling, in ways no one else can replicate.
I recommend sitting in a corner with a pen and notepad until the sunspots pass …
man. poor you!
The sitting in a corner part certainly seems to be in order.
That’s the answer. A yellow pad and bic pen- then scan it in – oh wait? Is your scanner working?
I think I’d be afraid to touch it.